Aanand Kainth

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Tensions Rise between Cerna and RHUC

RHUC envoys

On August 6, 2020 the nation of Cerna invited an envoy from the RHUC to construct an embassy in their territory. The RHUC's caravan entered without any notable weapons with which to defend themselves, and believed it was truly a gesture of goodwill that they were invited to began their embassy.

Upon entering the nation and setting up shop however, the envoys found themselves quickly surrounded and jailed by cruel and well-armored Cernan mercenaries.

RHUC surrounded by soldiers

When the frightened envoys recognized a suspicious room that was full to the brim with fursuits, they were quickly silenced and their Orcish right to freedom of speech was blatantly disregarded.

SteamCat's secret fursuit room

Once the prisoners were safely in their jail cells, the guards began to disrespect their culture and refuse extradition. At one point a guard said "Orc bad Cerna good"

Guards making fun of their captive

During the envoy's detention, they cried out against the inhumane conditions within the prison cells. The toilets did not have functional plumbing and many prisoners were surrounded by their own muck and filth.

Inhumane conditions of the cells

At the beginning of judicial proceedings (which were illegally conducted within the borders of Cerna), the judge sat in the incorrect position, demonstrating the incapability of the nation of Cerna to conduct fair hearings for its prisoners.

Wrong seating!

The RHUC was outraged by the fact that the judge began to reconstruct the courtroom during deliberations and feigned a democratic and fair process, instead serving as the judge, jury, and executioner.

Ridiculous deliberations

To complicate matters, the Cernans earnt some goodwill by reminding us about Gooru's recovery from a tumor. We all wish him a safe and speedy road to recovery.

SteamCat and the no-more tumor

The improvement in Cerna's behavior was not long-lasting, however, and the self-proclaimed "evil furry dictator" transported the envoys to his sand gulag. Interestingly enough, the RHUC envoys demonstrated quick thinking and incredible strength, and made the Cernan dictator do their work for them.

SteamCat is circus

At the end of the day, however, the orcs were set free and found some delicious oxeye daisies that feed their persona of independence and goodwill.